Below is a tribute to all the dudes and dudettes who were part of a clique that wrought havoc and imposed justice (against trolls, ignorant noobs--a.k.a. newbies, a.k.a. new members--and bashers. No, not that kind of basher...the kind who hated the first two Star Wars prequels with a passion) on TheForce.Net'sJedi Council message board since 2003. The names of these wackos and foreskin lovers are listed in no particular order.
Oh, and in case you're wondering which person I am... Do you like yogurt? (The answer is yes.)
JUNE 16, 2004 - Present
Darth_Snowball (RIP, 1978-2008) - King Obvious
Sith_Sensei__Prime - Paige I have More Porn Than Hustler
Clone3131 - Sir Garfield Tapioca
ApolloSmileGirl - Queen Baad Asssss Pixie
Darth_Critter - Sir Deathbed
LeonardShelby - Paige Nudity
CygnusJedi - Squire We're Not Worthy
The1Neo - Sir Cheap Trim
MasterP - Sir Muthapflugger
Theory55 - Sir Enema
Stinkylicous - Sir Wise Ass
Import_Jedi - Sir Horny Toad / Sir Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger / Sir First Time Prom Queen Trophy
SLR - Sir Tampon
Pooja - Captain Howdy
MortimerNerdly - Sir Random
TiniTinyTony - Sir Redundant
MilkHands - Sir Mountain Dew
Robbie_20002002 - Sir Bitchin' Bigfoot
TheFoolWhoFollowsHim - Sir Peter O'Toole
Hose-Beast - Fair Maiden Miss Kitty
FareLenore - Lady by the Balls
Eeth-my-Koth - Sir Bucko / Sir I Lick Lipstick Off of Import's Ass
MasterLucas - Sir MasterLameass
SuperPersch - Sir I Hate My Life but Love to Ice Cheerleaders / Sir Paris Lewinsky
JOBOB_THE_HUTT - Sir Think of the Children
war_monger - Sir Sissy
MyKe1138 - Sir Product of my mom shagging crackies while I was trying to sleep
Jedi_Insurance_Guy - Sir Foreskin Lovin' Jigga
DarthWickett - Sir Stinky Ass
DarthTunick - Sir Jackass / Sir Mammal Sauce / Sir I Eat My Mom's Peach
-SummerMendocino - Beer Wench Beyotch Criterus
BaronFell88 - Sir Leaching Bastard
Cotton_Candy - Bar Maid "Big Boobs"
EBSaints - Sir Cajun Cracker
Kenwastinger - Sir Guys Like You
Darth Bradius - Sir Ben Affleck's stunt double's Gay Lover
Darth Surgent - Paige Hunter of the Nazi Cow
RolandofGilead - Sir Moderating Maerlyn / The Gunslinger
JK33 - Squire Jerk Off
Nate-Skywalker - Paige Shaved Fighting Cock
Mortimer_Snerd - Sir Soiled Sheets
PrincessKenobi - Lady Mountain Dew Hoarding Hoochie
CrackVader - Sir Whore On Nickel Night
Blicknasty - Sir I'm Tired of Being A Squire
Dudeski - Sir Crispy Cosby
FORCEFED - Sir Critter Raped My Mac
princess_leia - Miss Band Geek Mafia
Block - Sir Friend of Gay Butt Loving
BobTheGoon - Sir Encyclopedia Brown
JediJohn33 - Paige I suck At Photoshop
EwokThatCried - Sir Carrie Fisher's Nipple
DarthHorax - Sir Send Me The Trailer Link
Jack1138 - Sir That should be enough for you, now get undressed
YTMND - Sit Terri Schiavo's used feeding tube
Ome - MyKe's Minstrel
FamousAmos - Paige Richard Simmon's Crusty Workout Shorts
Swingin Vader - Sir Logged Off nOOb
Crestfallen - Squire I Could Give A Rat's Ass About The Weather
jedi_panther_fan - Paige Suckler of Snowie's Breastmilk
Darth_Daver - Squire Can I handle the Strippers?
ask-the-younglings - Sir Gay Poopy Friend
Darth_Mangle - Sir His Greatness, Lord Snowie forgot to Knight me
MariahJSkywalker - Smut Peddlin' Squaw
darth_gollumsmeagol - Paige I Got Spooge On My Mommy
Force-Addict - Fair Maiden Sape Killer
Brooke Burke... Unofficial Knights mascot.
The Knights' Song:
We're Knights of the 3SA Sarcasm Table,
We post when ere we're able,
We do social threads that the mods dread
With wit that's impeccable!
We do well here in the GIL,
Even though most of us cannot spell!
We're Knights of the 3SA Sarcasm Table,
Our socks are formidable,
But time and again we're given bans
That are quite unacceptable!
We're kitty mad in the GIL,
but our posts are funny as hell!
In flaming we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable,
Between our rants we take off our pants,
And impersonate Darth_Ignant!
It's a busy life in the GIL,
that's why we never learned to spell!
The Knights' Oath:
Be loyal of hand and of mouth, seeking to serve the 3SA as best ye may. Seek ye the fellowship of good posters,
hearken unto their words and remember them. Be sarcastic and dis-courteous wherever thou goest,
not talking much, neither being dumb altogether. Allow no women or child to suffer by thy default,
so that if ye may lift thy hand to assist one, do so. If thou must draw upon thy sarcasm to defend
them, do so unto thy OWNAGE. If thou come into fellowship with noobs or trolls who speak in a
disrespectful manner of any brother, maiden, or MOD let them know in gracious words that this
displeases thou and thy lord, then dispatch them forthwith. Thou art to defend and protect those
who seek Roland and promote faith in him throughout TF.N. I do swear by the eternal power of the
IGNBoards, to be both a true and sarcastic Knight, to obey my commanders and to aid my brethren.
This oath do I give of my own free and independent will.
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